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Joke of the Day
"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."
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"Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow? To look more like their mom."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... ... and they pass a gay bar. The one condom turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)"
"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"
"The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal. Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss."
"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."
"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly.... Guys, we really Apollo-gize"
"What's the difference between a onion and a prostitute? I don't cry when I cut prostitutes."