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Joke of the Day

"Shit happens You know what they say: shit happens. That's why every time something bad happens, I pray for constipation."

"And then whiskey said ""tweet that, it's hilarious"". But whiskey was wrong. So very wrong."

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"""Well, that just isn't gay enough"" - the inventor of wrestling, shortly before adding spandex to the mix."

"How do you titilate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."

"It is okay to make jokes about Donald Trump, For now..."

"To the ""Girls gone Wild"" girls: When flashing your boobs try not to stick your tongues out. It makes you look trashy."

"When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces."

"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"

"Zelda is a web browser Because Link appears in it."