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Joke of the Day
"I only listen to Australian indie pop music on Sundays.. Because that is the Lorde's day."
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"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"
"People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times"
"What would you do if someone is choking? Take a step back."
"Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke? [Removed]"
"Couldn't afford the ""Wheres Waldo"" book for my baby niece so I just Tivo'd the winter X-games and told her to find a black man in the stands"
"I tried to steal a didgeridoo from a museum... I didgeri-shouldn't-have-done-that. 3 years...."
"Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth."
"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""
"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"