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Joke of the Day
"why the animale go to the store? ""chill"" with friends"
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"There's no better feeling than laying next to the person you love And they don't know you love them Or that you're in their house again"
"Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence? There was a lot of reposting to do"
"What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"
"Fruit: often disappointing. Salad: always disappointing. Fruit salad: meets expectations."
"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"
"Today I got a job offer as a Mexican child kidnapper... ...Gracias, pero no pedo."
"India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday... That's a heck of a place to put a call center."
"Bicycling must be a really popular hobby in Detroit I saw this black kid, and he had 7 bikes."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can SUMMON DEMONS"