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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"
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"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"
"free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side"
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"POUR SOME HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON ME!!!!"
"Unexplainable things: 1) Stonehenge 2) ESP 3) How my car insurance company can magically lower my renewal cost when I threaten to leave them"
"""My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, ""You're the third one this week"""
"How do shellfish get high? At a clam bake"
"Me: Where's your maternity section? Her: Over there. How far along is she? Me: Her? I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her..."
"Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads."