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Joke of the Day
"Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads."
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"I used to date a girl that liked it in the ear. Every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head."
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."
"Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame."
"a guy walks into a bar... ...says ""ouch"""
"Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."
"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"
"Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere"