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Joke of the Day
"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"
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"Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan? because of the tally-ban"
"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""
"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"
"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"
"I don't know which child you think I don't treat correctly... Jake, Thomas or the fat ugly one?"
"adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane"
"The Hotness Scale I went out on a date with a chick the other night. Looks-wise, she was a five, but with her low self esteem, she was a solid seven."
"Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?"
"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"