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Joke of the Day
"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"
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"My mom is the healthiest person I know... She's been a vegetable her whole life."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you suck at basketball."
"My son asked me what's it like being married. I said ""You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that""."
"whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists"
"How does a male contraceptive pill work? You put it in his shoe and it makes him limp."
"When I make you breakfast in bed, the least you can say is thank you. I mean what's with all this ""how did you get in my house"" nonsense?"
"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."
"How deep is the average vagina Deep enough for a man to lose his house, car, his dog and half his assets"
"A woman walks into her doctor's office NSFW she ask's her doctor: is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex? her doctor replies: of course, how do you think lawyers are born?"