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Joke of the Day
"POUR SOME HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON ME!!!!"
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"H: Is there anything new you want to try in bed? M: Actually... *stretches out alone in bed, sleeps for 8 hours* M: That was amazing."
"A joke to keep with the fasting theme A homeless man approaches a rich Jewish American princess and beseeches her, ""I haven't eaten in three days!"" Her: ""Force yourself"""
"All serial killers... Drinks water..."
"I said to my neighbour Jamal... I said to my neighbour Jamal, ""You're like marmite, you know Jamal."" He replied, ""What? You love me or hate me?"" I replied, ""No, you're black and you fucking smell."""
"My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes the more he sees food the more he eats."
"How do you find the click bait audience?"
"What do communist leaders call protesters? Red paint."
"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"
"What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly? For-Mal-To-Hide."