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Joke of the Day

"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"

"How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman... Im sorry"

"Void? Y E S F R I E N D Why are you laughing? A J O K E Tell me? W H Y D I D T H E M A N D I E A L O N E I don't get it Y O U W I L L"

"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."

"Spilling a beer... ...is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon."

"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday"

"Our sex.. Would be a lot like eating caterpillars, a little awkward at first but totally worth it once butterflies sprayed out my butt. Top this pickup line so I can steal it and use it later."

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit The Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts"

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."