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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is not the answer But it is a solution"
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"How do you say ""bra"" in german? CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN."
"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"
"How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None; they can't change anything."
"Wife: Do you want waffles or pancakes for breakfast? Me: ""Or""?"
"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."
"Gonna let my boyfriend snort an eggroll out of my vagina while on a luge. Yeah we're having a Chinese New Year Olympic Valentine's Day."
"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"
"Wife: why are you smiling? [realizing if Blue from Blue's Clues and Clifford had puppies they'd be purple] Me: I was thinking about you."
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"