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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"
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"The question is not ""Why is Instagram not working?"", but ""Why does the world need another picture of you?"" #instagramnotworking"
"I'm so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down."
"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"
"Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say ""Hey! Sorry I'm late."""
"Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear? Because cher-nob'll fall out"
"What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasauranus."
"All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me."
"Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because of its bark"
"*Secretly duct-tapes boomerang to the back of his car* Him: *Drives away* Me: *whispers* ""yeah, you'll be back."""