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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."

"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."

"What do you call an impatient skin infection? *Rash*"

"This is a really offensive football joke... So the defense won't get it."

"I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub."

"do i own a boat? no no no. im afraid of the ocean. i guess u coud say.. *removes glasses* i cant sea"

"You can learn a lot about a person if you install a camera in their bedroom."

"What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat? ""Men, get on the boat."""

"A mitochondrian walks into a bar and asks for a cup of energy. The barman says ""that'll be ATP"""

"Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore."