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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"
Next Joke
"whats the difference between girl M&M's and boy M&M's? Boy M&M's have nuts."
"firemen keep harvesting my cat tree"
"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"
"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""
"What's dirtier than grease on Olivia Newton John? Cum on Eileen."
"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."
"""pew, pew, pew!"" -me, pointing out seating options in a church"
"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."