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Joke of the Day
"Wife: Do you want waffles or pancakes for breakfast? Me: ""Or""?"
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"Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day. I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!"
"What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !"
"I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration"
"Did you hear about the fortune teller that... Had bad breath, calluses all over his body and couldn't win a fight? He was a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed with halitosis."
"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"
"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."
"There's safety in numbers. Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you're Jews."
"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."
"What do you call a guy that can't make a joke? A dead one."