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Joke of the Day

"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."

"""Are you okay?"" Me anytime I meet someone named Annie."

"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"

"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."

"Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore."

"Before there was roofies, a caveman would just club a bitch and take her home. That's why they call the hook up spot ""The Club"""

"The last human alive will get no funeral."

"What has 2 legs and bleeds......? ....half a dog."

"They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."