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Joke of the Day
"How do you say ""bra"" in german? CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN."
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"REAL math joke At a party vectors V and W see vector V+W poking in his head and asking: ""Can I join?"". ""Yeah."", V and W reply; ""It's a closed party..."""
"Nurse walking down a hallway reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer... She says, ""Great, some asshole's got my pen."""
"In 5 yrs I will be drinking from a crystal decanter discussing affairs & murders in my upper middle class community. Also, I will have a hat"
"A joke about sword fighting I thought I invented a joke about sword fighting, but turns out it's just a riposte."
"The Nietzsche Family Circus random generator"
"I don't understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME."
"Why do you get the best blowjob at a crack house? Because they ain't got no teeth!"
"What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing? You can say sorry at a funeral."
"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."