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Joke of the Day
"What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev"
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"Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
"Optometrist: Any questions about laser eye surgery? Me: How big of lasers will my eyes shoot? Him: Me: Him: How much money do you have?"
"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"
"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."
"I had unprotected phone sex once... Now I have hearing aids."
"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."
"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"
"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"
"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."