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Joke of the Day

"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"

"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964): An adolescent reindeer is first mocked, and then taken advantage of because of a birth deformity."

"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"

"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."

"came from my uncle: Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast? because the population is always Dublin."

"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat."""

"Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11."

"A pirate walks into a bar... With his ship's steering wheel on his dick. The bartender asks, ""Whats with the wheel on your john?"" the pirate replied, ""Arrg it's driving me nuts!"""

"What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"