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Joke of the Day
"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."
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"Mother: Jared get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!"
"I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu."
"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."
"Steam Support Knock knock; Who's there? Steam support? Steam support who? ... ... ... ... We're sorry, VAC bans cannot be removed from this account."
"What do you say to a chav that has got a job? Bigmac and fries please"
"I heard Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"
"[baby finally falls asleep] ME: *tip toes to couch* I can finally relax DOG: I'M GONNA BARK FOR NO REASON"
"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."
"It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer."