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Joke of the Day
"I had unprotected phone sex once... Now I have hearing aids."
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"I've had 6 cups of coffee and am about to shave my pet cactus"
"I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer."
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""
"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"
"Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today."
"I've started up a chip shop in Auschwitz. I called it ""Arbeit Macht Fries""."
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"I tell this joke all the time on Reddit... ...it never gets gold."
"[Offensive] Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas."