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Joke of the Day
"Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
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"If money doesn't grow on trees... Then why do banks have branches?"
"if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!"
"Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"
"Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many ""Wings"" and ""Wongs"" they'd still wing the wong number."
"A sandwich walks into a bar... the bartender says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think it might be race related."
"I'm guessing the person who decided to call it 'common sense' didn't know that many people."
"If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them. Because they obviously make bad life choices."