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Joke of the Day

"I'm only good at math when I'm adding insult to injury."

"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"

"Coworker: What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing? M: Protesting this conversation."

"When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid....."

"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"

"And now a mediocre blonde joke: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair Artificial intelligence"

"Some people say America is obese, but I blame our flag. Everyone knows that horizontal stripes make you look fatter."

"the Facebook app for iPhone"

"What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch"

"My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything"