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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"
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"What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!"
"Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty? He caught on fire."
"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."
"Kim Jong Un Wins World Series Our dear leader has thrown a 27-pitch perfect game to win the World Series. He is such a beautiful pitcher, he makes every batter pop up as soon as they see him."
"I haven't gotten laid all year and its not even 2017 yet"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year."
"My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says ""declined"" whenever you use it."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick."
"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"