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Joke of the Day

"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"

"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."

"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"

"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."

"Why did the vampire have to get glasses? Because he was blind as a bat! (My 4 year old sister came up with this one yesterday)"

"MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face."

"If you were forced at gunpoint to either watch '50 Shades Of Grey' or read the book, what type of gun would you prefer to be shot dead with?"

"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"

"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."