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Joke of the Day
"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"
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"A Pirate Walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, ""Are you aware that there is a steering wheel in your pants?"" ""ARRR IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS."""
"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"
"'You have an important event coming up? OwmeeGod, count me in!' -pimples."
"Some friends of mine had a baby. They didn't want to know what sex it was, instead they just preferred to wait, and see how much it earned."
"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""
"I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying ""I gave you one yesterday."""
"Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard"
"What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic? Meals on wheels"
"Frankenstein the Gardner why is frankenstein a great gardner????"