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Joke of the Day

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"

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"I'm scared to go to sleep tonight knowing some maniac is running around out there slightly deflating footballs."
"What did adam say to eve? Let's save humanity."
"A man walked into his bedroom and saw his wife cheating on him with an Indian man... The man yells ""is this some kind of Sikh joke?"""
"Why is it so hard to find good posts on NSFW subreddits? Because every post is a sticky post."
"*steps on Lego* *stumbles backwards and trips over more Legos* *throws all Legos away* *Grandparents buy more Legos for Christmas*"
"Want to hear a joke about black people? Never mind it won't work"
"I woke up with a horrible hangover today... I could have sworn she was beautiful last night."
"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"
"What did the princess say when she got to the ball? garglgarglgarglgarglgargl"