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Joke of the Day
"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""
Next Joke
"Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. (no offence to ladies)"
"a single strawberry can make a hundred more strawberries, i swear nature is just another word for magic, a way to turn sunlight into sugar"
"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"
"Me and my wife were happy for 20 years... ...then we met each other"
"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."
"What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska? An optical Aleutian."
"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"
"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"
"Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers? Because they can't even"