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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic? Meals on wheels"
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"To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty."
"What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke."
"If Johnny has $20 and Tyrone takes $16... What color is Tyrone?"
"How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying? His mouth is moving."
"Damn girl, can you guys stop with these retarded jokes? The first 2 were funny...the last 10,000 have been dumb as shit."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-her-face!"
"For not knowing what's going on, dogs sure look embarrassed when you watch them taking a dump."
"I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
"People usually stop coming over to your house when you greet them with ""Make yourself at home, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER."""