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Joke of the Day
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse For being sober one year."
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"You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border"
"How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen? None, that's women's work!"
"What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor"
"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"
"Why do people looking for motivational seminars and people attending bodybuilding competitions keep accidentally going to each other's events? They both want personal growth."
"CHILDREN & CARS Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise."
"My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited."
"Phone just autocorrected ""your"" to ""yore"" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee."