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"Frankenstein the Gardner why is frankenstein a great gardner????"
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"As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie."
"There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home"
"So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets"
"When I hear someone complain that their towns are boring with nothing to do, all I hear is a boring person who doesn't know how to have fun."
"Three bloody tampons are walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None of them because they are stuck up cunts."
"A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner"
"I was just wondering, if you're not too busy sometime, maybe I could pet your dog"
"This termite walks into a bar... And says ""Where's the bar tender?"
"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."