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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."

"In a courtroom... *Mickey. mouse, it says here you want to divorce mini because she was... extremely silly? ""No! I said she was fucking goofy!!"""

"Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!"

"I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn't be allowed to leave Wal Mart."

"What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope."

"New Year's Resolution- Date more models... Edit: Date more Edit: Date again LAST Edit: Stop crying while masturbating"

"How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !"

"Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home"

"Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it"

"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."