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Joke of the Day

"Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home"

"maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america"

"I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?"

"Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? A: At the calf-eteria."

"[swirls, sniffs and sips red wine] Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass. Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down."

"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"

"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."

"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."

"Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. I'm out bitc$es"

"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."