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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope."

"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""

"New Subway slogan idea from Jared 12 is the new 18"

"Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can't see it"

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"

"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."

"The time traveler was still hungry after his meal... So he went back four seconds."

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure spray him with a hose."

"Every 60 Seconds in Africa.... a minute passes"

"When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, ""I think it's Santa Claus!"" so I don't have to get up."