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Joke of the Day
"How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !"
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"Everyone says fat people don't like puns. But I think that's just a huge stereotype."
"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."
"People think having 5 sets of grandparents rules as kid on Xmas, and it does, but you pay for it on the back end having to go to 97 funerals"
"What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything? Senor Manager"
"How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts"
"What's the difference between up and down? It all depends on how you look at it"
"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"
"What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really Us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?"
"50% of a woman's magazine is telling you to accept yourself - you're beautiful just the way you are! The other 50% is telling you how to lose 5 lbs in a week."