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Joke of the Day
"I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn't be allowed to leave Wal Mart."
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"Drink to remember. Drink to forget. Tweet while drinking, Wake up with regret."
"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"
"There was a deaf mute who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap."
"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"
"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."
"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."
"What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime? Naruto."
"What comes after L? Bow"
"The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country... ...and fucking rednecks"