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Joke of the Day

"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."

"I don't really like my beard But it's growing on me"

"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help."

"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."

"I got fired from my job at the juice company. I couldn't concentrate."

"What did the cork say to the bottle? If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you."

"What's the name of the strongest duck out there? PSYtama."

"Gets pulled over: "" it's because I can't see isn't it?!"""

"[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden] *Stabs a long sword into the grass* ""There has to be a better way"""

"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"