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Joke of the Day

"Where's the loneliest place on earth at? Hillary Clinton's vagina."

"The worst part of having to kiss someone is when the coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"The 9-year-old in me thinks life is all about fun. But then I think, how long is it gonna take to digest this kid? I'm a huge python, btw."

"I highly doubt that Monica Lewinsky will support Hillary in 2016. I mean, the last time a Clinton was a president, it left a really bad taste in her mouth."

"A book just fell on my head.. and I've only got myshelf to blame."

"Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol? Because they don't like to drink and derive."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"Q: What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? A: Shore."

"Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter."