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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"
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"What do you call a singer who sells meat? A Deli."
"I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor. Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint. (Sorry)"
"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse says ""I have AIDS."""
"Squirrels before girls."
"What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions? ""You're a lizard Harry!"""
"Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut."
"Happy Thanksgiving Reddit! Let us all give thanks to the day Jesus ate turkey with the pilgrims."
"If Subway had put an extra piece of cheese on every sandwich without telling the customer, I wonder how many of those kids would've been able to outrun Jared."
"?Police Navidad / Police Navidad / Police Navidad, usemos mace y brutalidad?"