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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? A: Shore."

"Velcro. What a rip off."

"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."

"how do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit"

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"I typed 18 beers into my calorie counting app, and it uninstalled itself."

"I don't think anyone here is a serial killer because you have to be really self motivated and it's like we all just eat snacks and take naps"

"[first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?"

"There is no ""g"" in paradigm. ""You're thinking of phlegm,"" she says. Well now I am."

"You know what I hate? 1: Typing 2: Hypocrisy 3: Lists"