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Joke of the Day

"Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter."

"Where can you find a scientist that's into bestiality? In his lab!"

"There was a kidnapping in my neighborhood today... So i woke him up."

"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."

"Don't make school shooting jokes. You can't imagine what went through their heads in their final moments."

"I'm so good at sleeping... I can do it with my eyes closed."

"I haven't heard a good poop joke in a while... find them all to be a bit corny."

"According to my family tree I'm the sap."

"She said I was average. That's just mean."

"How do you give a blonde two black eyes and a broken nose without touching her by waving your cock under a glass table"