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Joke of the Day

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"I bought a spray bottle to break my girlfriend of looking at her phone when I'm speaking. I hide it after use so she doesn't know who did it"

"Sorry I have byslexia..."

"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"*Receives good, solid, sound advice. *Does exact opposite."

"1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram"

"I like to play music loud It's kind of my forte."

"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."

"Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? Albert Einsteins cock"