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Joke of the Day

"I highly doubt that Monica Lewinsky will support Hillary in 2016. I mean, the last time a Clinton was a president, it left a really bad taste in her mouth."

"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."

"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"

"When I say I'm as sober as a judge I mean Paula Abdul."

"How do cows communicate? Moorse code."

"2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy's at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok."

"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover"

"What goes: Click. ""Did I get it?"" Click. ""Did I get it?"" Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube."

"4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do? Flip it over."