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Joke of the Day
"The worst part of having to kiss someone is when the coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."
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"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"
"Go to www.JebBush.com"
"What's Hitler's least favorite Beatles song? Hey Jude"
"Doctor, Doctor!! I think my wife is dead. What do you mean you ""think"" she's dead, either she is or she isn't. Well, the sex is the same but the dishes in the sink are piling up."
"Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death? They didn't bereave him"
"Just been sent to jail for the first time and spent the first half hour getting ass raped. My Uncle Frank takes Monopoly far too seriously"
"Top 5 things to ditch in 2017 5. Debt 4. People you don't like 3. Facebook 2. Drama 1. The bodies"
"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"
"How do you address a monster? Very politely."