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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Tote's have brought out a line of spherical candies of suprisingly high quality? They're totes amazeballs."

"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"

"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"

"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."

"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""

"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. (revised) Just joking they're both locked in my basement with their mouths gagged while I collect their social security checks."

"What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !"

"you have heard ""A pint is a pound"" ... .. and that is a seriously high petrol price. I know. It's not that good. Nor even that funny. But it's coming. Happy Halloween."