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Joke of the Day
"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."
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"What kind of insect gets triggered on tumblr? A butthurtfly"
"What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar? One dollar"
"What is an Eskimos best friend? pol ice"
"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."
"""Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."" *Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead."
"The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep."
"You are ugly!... A drunk guy screams at a woman: ""You are ugly!"". The woman replies: ""You are drunk!"" Guy: ""At least in my case, tomorrow I wont be anymore."""
"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is is on the front page! ^so ^upvotes. much karma. ^^^wow."
"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"