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Joke of the Day
"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"
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"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"How fast can a bear run? As fast as it can bear."
"Richmxnd's life."
"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"
"After a night out with friends a man comes stumbling home late He's greeted by his wife looking stern with her arms crossed. She exclaims ""Drunk again!"" He replies ""Me too!"""
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? the 14th of february the calendar will have a date."
"So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, ""Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents."
"You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel."