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Joke of the Day

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. (revised) Just joking they're both locked in my basement with their mouths gagged while I collect their social security checks."

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"I saw a baby in a carriage holding a chocolate bar. It's mother wasn't around. So i took it, tore it open and ate it, right in front of the chocolate bar."
"""American Pie"" ruined it for any kid that actually DOES have an amazing story from band camp."
"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't really matter, he's not coming when you call him."
"What do you call a gay Eskimo ? I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe..."
"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."
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"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"
"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."