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Joke of the Day

"you have heard ""A pint is a pound"" ... .. and that is a seriously high petrol price. I know. It's not that good. Nor even that funny. But it's coming. Happy Halloween."

"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"

"What do you call it when you poop and masturbate at the same time? Two turds with one bone"

"A man entered a bar A man entered in a bar holding a gun and said ""who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" a voice was heard from the back ""you don't have enough bullets mate"""

"""A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."""

"I made up a good one. Why do so many white people do meth? Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*"

"waldo at the gym can't none of y'all spot me"

"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"