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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"
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"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"
"Just had a fart that sounded like an un-oiled door opening slowly. Made the dog bark."
"What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
"My husband and I are fighting. There's about a 50 50 chance he knows."
"how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included ""doorbells"" on her list of favorite things"
"What do you call a duck on a rampage? Amok"
"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that know binary ... And the rest have girlfriends"
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."