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Joke of the Day
"Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle? It could be your bicycle!"
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"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? tape velcro to the ceiling."
"I gave up on my growing list of optometry jokes They just kept getting cornea"
"[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD"
"What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap"
"Is it too much to ask for an attractive hot stalker....I mean, come on, seriously!"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"
"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."
"Ladies: we're not fooled by your PMS trickery. I see how happy you are in those tampon commercials."
"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""